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  The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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  :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
        joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
  ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
        More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
  :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
        or depressed about something.
  :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
        good as a happy smilie
  :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
  >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
  >;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

  Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

  %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
  :*)   User is drunk
  [:]   User is a robot
  8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
  B:-)  Sunglasses on head
  ::-)  User wears normal glasses
  B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
  8:-)  User is a little girl
  :-)-8 User is a Big girl
  :-{)  User has a mustache
  :-{}  User wears lipstick
  {:-)  User wears a toupee
  }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
  :-[   User is a Vampire
  :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
  :-7   User just made a wry statement
  :-)~  User drools
  :'-(  User is crying
  :'-)  User is so happy, he/she is crying
  :-@   User is screaming
  :-#   User wears braces
  :^)   User has a broken nose
  :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
  :-&   User is tongue tied.
  -:-)  User is a punk rocker
  -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
  +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
  |-I   User is asleep
  |-O   User is yawning/snoring
  :-Q   User is a smoker
  :-?   User smokes a pipe
  O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
  :-P   Nyahhhh!
  :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
  :-X   User's lips are sealed
  <|-)  User is Chinese
  <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
  :-/   User is skeptical
  C=:-) User is a chef
  @=    User is pro-nuclear war
  :-o   Uh oh!
  (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
  *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
  3:]   Pet smilie
  3:[   Mean Pet smilie
  8=    Pet beaver
  :-9   User is licking his/her lips
  [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
  K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
  @:-)  User is wearing a turban
  :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
  8 :-) User is a wizard

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